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Joke of the Day
"Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks."
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"Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake."
"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."
"""this is your captain speaking. i bet you're reading this in a man's voice. well guess what! i'm a woman captain. women are captains too."""
"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"
"I put the U in murder"
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"
"I used to Remember Leonardo DiCaprio When I was feeling down. Unfortunately I still remember him."