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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the new abortion movie? I hear it's a real coat hanger"

"182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year."

"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."

"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."

"I hope no one I know ever has an emergency that they can't text me about. Because, answering my phone? No thanks."

"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."