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Joke of the Day
"Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome."
Next Joke
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"
"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"I went to France yesterday to see a soccer match... I had a blast!"
"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"
"Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto"
"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"
"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"