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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."

"Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."

"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers,"" he told me."

"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."

"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"

"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."