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Joke of the Day

"Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom."

"I never like my hair right after I get it cut, But after a week it grows on me."

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"

"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."

"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."