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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol won't solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice."
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"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."
"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."
"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"
"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"
"Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn't feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups."
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"