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Joke of the Day

"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."

"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"

"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"

"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."

"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"

"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."

"What did O say to Q? ""Hey! Put that thing back in your pants!"""

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"Jesus loves you is comforting to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison."

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"