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Joke of the Day

"Why is it ridiculous to believe I communicate to the world in 140 characters but not ridiculous to believe I created the world in six days?"

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."

"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"

"My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"""

"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"

"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."

"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"