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Joke of the Day

"Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!"

"It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road."

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"

"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."

"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."