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Joke of the Day
"What's black and yellow and goes ""Ahhhhh"" A school bus falling off a cliff."
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"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
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"Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby I'll check on that."
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"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"