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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."
Next Joke
"What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study? He bombed the exam."
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"
"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"
"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."
"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"