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Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"
Next Joke
"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."
"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"
"What's the difference between Hitler and a bowl of soup? A lot of things, can you really not tell the difference?"
"Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi"
"At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house"
"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""