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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel? That's a moray!"

"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."

"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""

"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"

"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."

"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."

"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"

"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."

"Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours"