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Joke of the Day

"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."

"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"

"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"

"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"

"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."

"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"