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Joke of the Day

"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"

"Ah yes. I've linked my Twitter to my Wordpress, and my LinkedIn to Klout. Now it's time to interface my Acura ILX with a giant redwood"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"

"This is a really good joke April fools!"

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"

"Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, ""I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. ""I replied, 20 x 0 = 0."""

"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"

"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"