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Joke of the Day

"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."

"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."

"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta"

"Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?"" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."""

"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"

"What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore."