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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."
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"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."
"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"Mr. Habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard"
"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"