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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."

"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."

"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."

"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"