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Joke of the Day

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"You can actually drink lava! but only once."

"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"

"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"

"My Aunt Rosie has sent me so many Candy Crush invites that I've legitimately stopped loving her"

"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"

"Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his ""accent"""

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"What do they call Reddit in France? Ribbit"

"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""