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Joke of the Day
"what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas nothing, he had no presence"
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"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???"
"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."
"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"
"pls explain this joke: ""For a good time, call (415) 642-9483"""
"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."
"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"
"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."