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Joke of the Day

"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."

"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."

"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."

"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."

"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."

"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."