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Joke of the Day

"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"

"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."

"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"

"How to pass a very difficult exam? Change your name to time, time always passes no matter what"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy."

"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A Seatbelt!"

"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."