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Joke of the Day
"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."
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"When I move, I don't pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box."
"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"
"Saw these ducks in the park today looking at their reflection in the water practicing their teenage slut face."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"
"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."