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Joke of the Day

"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."

"As a Muslim, I'm disappointed That none of my posts have really blown up yet."

"NASA confirms, life found on mars."

"""Daddy, what does 'autonomous' mean?"" ""Do your own fucking homework!"""

"What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf"

"Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there."

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"

"I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out."