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Joke of the Day

"How do astronauts plan a party? They planet. (Plan-et)"

"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."

"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing"

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*"

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"