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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sick bird come in jail? Because it was an ill-eagle."

"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."

"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"Since Fall Out Boy broke up I want to start a female group called Fall Down Girl. There's no singing, we just get wasted and fall down a lot"

"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"

"twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)"

"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."

"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"

"What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time? tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))"