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Joke of the Day
"what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race."
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"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."
"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."
"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."
"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"
"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."
"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"
"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."