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Joke of the Day
"Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July."
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"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."
"If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater."
"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"
"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."
"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."
"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"
"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."