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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."
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"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany"
"[Buzzfeed for Cats] 6 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE U BOLT FROM THE ROOM -Vacuum cleaner -Walls -The floor -Air -Yourself -Nothing. Nothing at all"
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy.. More details to come as the story develops"
"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."
"Need relationship advice! I'm trying to get my wife into role playing but she gets really upset when I suggest she be played by Emma Stone."
"Three ways to tell if you're dating an Octopus: 1. They give awesome hugs 2. They have no skeleton 3. Every date is at the aquarium"