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Joke of the Day
"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"
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"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."
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"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."
"Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*"