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Joke of the Day
"What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit"
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"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."
"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"
"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."
"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."
"What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for? National Stutterers Association."
"I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire."
"Did you hear about the blind guy who got in a car accident? He regained his sight in ICU."
"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"My toddler is legit angry at me because I wouldn't let her jump out a second story window today. This is why you need birth control ladies."