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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
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"NASA Says Signs of Water Flowing on Mars, Possible Niches for Life Willing to take a bath in that following water in Mars."
"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."
"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"
"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."
"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."
"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."
"Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch."