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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they're full."

"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"

"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"

"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"

"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"

"Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns."