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Joke of the Day
"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""
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"I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin ""yep."""
"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."
"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it ""ENJOY YOUR LIVES"""
"What did one vampire say to the other vampire? Is that you coffin?"
"How did the feminist die? Alone"
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"