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Joke of the Day

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""

"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."

"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."

"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"

"Without ME, it's just AWESO."

"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"

"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."

"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."