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Joke of the Day
"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."
Next Joke
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."
"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"
"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."
"About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead."
"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""
"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"
"Me and my girlfriend are always sleeping together. I think we both might have a touch of narcolepsy"