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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"

"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."

"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens"

"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Gotye is probably my favorite band named after what people said playing tag in ancient times."

"Best part of Twenty Sever year olds. Theres twenty of them."

"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"