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Joke of the Day

"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"

"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"One day Jack was feeling happy.. Happy slapped him."

"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"

"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"

"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"

"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."

"Shoving a hose up someones butt. What a douche move!"

"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"