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Joke of the Day

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"What's the difference between a woman and a plate? You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*"

"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."

"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."

"Why does Gordon Ramsay always use a condom? Because he should not be FUCKING RAAWWW!!"

"Instead of yelling ""Hello?"" when u think a murderer's in your home, say ""Goodbye"" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving"

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."

"First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."

"Girl, you must be the cure for osteoporosis cuz I'm definitely gaining bone density."