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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""anyways"" instead of ""anyway,"" that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."

"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face"

"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"

"The three things you should never say at a gay bar Fuck that shit! Can I bum a fag? Can I push your stool in?"