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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Charlie Sheens new TV show? It's called Two and a Half T Cells."

"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."

"I was glad to see the back of my ex-girlfriend! She always insisted on having sex doggy-style...."

"You hear about the accident involving the mustang and the t bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere! My grandpa died 12 years ago this week, thought I'd share his favorite joke."

"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."

"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"