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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet!"

"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"

"The circles under my eyes are so dark, Animal Planet is following me around filming a documentary about a raccoon out of its natural habitat"

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."

"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."

"What do you call a two-headed lesbian dinosaur? Eat-a-lotta-puss"

"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""

"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"

"Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas? Because I Noah guy"