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Joke of the Day

"You know how the bud light campaign got through PR? Because the guys at bud light aren't used to getting consent and don't take no for an answer."

"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."

"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"Just dropped a book on my head guess I am only to blame my shelf"

"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? ...it was intents!"

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"

"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"

"[driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns? ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*"

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."