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Joke of the Day
"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"
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"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."
"Deer Run Too Fast"
"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."
"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."
"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."
"Hippies glare at me when I use plastic bags at the market. I wouldn't need to if this pack of gum had some handles."
"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."