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Joke of the Day

"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."

"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"

"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """

"What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents? An elf driving car"

"What do wearing Crocs and receiving a blowjob have in common? It feels great at first, and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain"

"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."

"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."