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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? The contents of my pants."
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"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."
"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."
"My local butcher accidentally backed up into his meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
"How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are Dave Matthews fans?"
"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."
"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"
"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."
"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"
"Why do sailors use liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up when they drop it."