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Joke of the Day
"TIL how to keep an idiot waiting I'll let you know tomorrow."
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"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"
"I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?"
"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."
"Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way."
"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."
"Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !"
"If your phone rings during a movie, answer it ""Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!"" And then run head first through the screen."
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."