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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of emos? The Suicide Squad"
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"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Me: Omg all the kids are asleep! I can finally sit and relax! Dog: Yeah. About that. *pukes all over living room*"
"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."
"[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie.."
"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."
"Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms existence of exotic hardons."
"I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"