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Joke of the Day
"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 89% water. I can walk on babies. I am... in jail."
Next Joke
"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"
"What be a Pirates favorite letter? Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har"
"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."
"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."
"If Bernie hates the 1%... why is it that only they vote for him?"
"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."
"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"
"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."