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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A PILOT you racists!"
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"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]"
"KNOCK KNOCK ""I am already owning one."""
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, in his sleep Not like his passengers, screaming in pain"
"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."
"The ""free milkshakes for a month"" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month..."