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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call that same fly without legs? A raisin."

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee."

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."

"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."

"What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D"

"Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll."

"My friend said to me, ""If I wasn't mixing cocktails, I'd be a criminal."" ..... Either way, he's behind bars."

"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"