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Joke of the Day

"Who makes the best Astronauts? Team Rocket since they're always blasting off."

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere."

"What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders? A traffic accident."

"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."